|Posted by Jake on May 8, 2013 at 1:25 AM|
From the Humorous Mind of JerseyJohn
ONE SHARK, ONE JET
DEAD IN CHOREOGRAPHED
New York…Police official broke up yet another skillfully choreographed, singing street brawl Saturday that left two dead, as rival gangs of dancing, knife-wielding toughs danced intimidatingon the streets of New York’s West Side.
According to Officer Krupkeof New York’s 32nd Precinct, the youths are members of two rival gangs, the Jets, composed of American-born boy, and the Sharks, composed ofyoung Puerto Ricans.
“These hoodlums and theirbeautifully choreographed violence must be stopped,” said Krupke, who works the West Side beat. “They show no respectfor law-enforcement officials such as myself. They mock us in song.”
Police coverage for the West Side is slated to be doubled following the show-stopping killings last night.
Members of the gangs have been witnessed singing about the joys of juvenile delinquency and lifting each other into the air by the waist. They also snap their fingers while crouching menacingly and leaping high into theair, witnesses have reported.
Krupke warned citizens stay clear of the deadly street-prancing and elaborately staged musical numbers. He said the toughs can be identified by their headbands, three-quarter- length pants and formed fittingstriped shirts, which have greatly helped them execute their terrifying stringof dancing fights.